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Saturday, 21 November 2009

  • Recently Overheard at Casa Rabbit


    TR (speaking to12-year-old child who is about to leave for school): Tigger, WHY are you wearing pajama pants?
    Tigger: It's "dress like an emo" day.
    TR: Emos wear pajama pants?
    Tigger: They're Hello Kitty pajama pants!

    (Child leaves, door slams)

    TR: ...???


    TR (speaking to 9-year-old child furiously scribbling numbers and variables): Little Bit, time to go to bed.
    LB: Mommm, can I please do one more simultaneous equation problem first?
    TR: You need your sleep.  You can do more math tomorrow!



    TR: Should we have pumpkin pie or pumpkin cheesecake on Thanksgiving?
    LB: Well, we always have pumpkin pie, so this time I think maybe we should have pumpkin cheesecake.

    TR: Should we have pumpkin pie or pumpkin cheesecake on Thanksgiving?
    Tigger: Cheesecake!

    TR:  Both girls said cheesecake.  The die is cast.
    TechnoGeek: Ok, just watch out crossing those rivers.
    TR: ...???

Friday, 20 November 2009

  • Will November Never End?

    My esteem for the human race continues to erode.

    Last night some scum-sucker(s) smashed the front passenger window of my husband's car (parked downtown) and took all of the gadgets he carries around with him (I call him TechnoGeek for a reason), including his work laptop, kindle, gps, bluetooth gizmos, and more.

    Oh, and the day before, someone broke into a local food bank (which serves 10,000 people per month) and stole all the groceries that were supposed to be distributed to needy people so they could make their Thanksgiving dinners. 

    What is there to say about such events?  I feel unfocused rage.

    My esteem for chicken-kind has fallen as well.

    This morning I had some lovely fresh spinach sauteing in the pan.  I took out one of the lovely, farm-fresh eggs purchased from the farmers' market last weekend and cracked it over the pan, intending to scramble it with the spinach.  To my astonishment, gray liquid ran out of the shell, followed by a sploosh of black liquid.  Without stopping to examine it too closely, I dumped it all into the garbage disposal.  I may never get over the horror.

     

Thursday, 19 November 2009

  • The Face of Evil?

    Since I've twice mentioned the arsonist who has been terrorizing several Seattle neighborhoods and who burned down my favorite coffee shop, I thought I'd let you know that law enforcement caught the guy.  The experts who built a profile of the firebug predicted it would be a male in his late teens.  They were wrong.



    When I first saw this picture, I thought he looked familiar.  And if you live in a metropolitan area he probably looks familiar to you, too.  Cities are full of crazy homeless dudes, and that's pretty much what they look like.  Kenneth Swalwell, age 46, has a long criminal history, including two prior convictions for arson.  You would think that going to prison twice for setting fires would make him rethink the wisdom of that behavior, but clearly, thinking is not Swalwell's thing.  And I don't know if he's been diagnosed with a mental illness, but "46-year-old homeless dude starting fires" screams "crazy." 

    After reading more news reports and blogs, I learned that Swalwell frequented the Green Bean, the coffee shop he has confessed to torching.  And then I realized he looked familiar not because he's Generic Street Dude but because I'd seen him there.  In fact, I think I saw him the day before he set that fire, but my brain may have made that detail up to add drama. 

    One thing I know for sure, he was not mistreated there.  He was welcomed and allowed to sit in the dry, warm shop as long as he liked.  He rewarded that kindness by breaking in, stealing a safe from the back office, and burning the place to the ground, along with the surrounding restaurants. 

    Now he will go back to prison, hopefully for long enough that the community will be permanently safe from his violence.  (Another fire he has admitted to starting left a man with burns over 70% of his body.)  Maybe he prefers prison, where it is always warm and dry and he always gets fed.  I don't know.

    Tell me, friends: is he crazy or evil?  And what exactly is the difference?

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

  • End of an Era



     

    RIP, Sophie.  I hope you are rolling in catnip and catching rats in heaven.  (No, I guess there is no heaven for rats.)

  • On/Off the Hook

    Well, the United States Preventive Services Task Force has issued new recommendations for mammogram screening.  Women in their forties no longer need mammograms at all!  And even after fifty, we only need mammograms every other year.  So, Doctor (the one who has been sending me harassing letters about getting my mammogram done), back off!  I’m off the hook!

     

    But wait.  The American Cancer Society disagrees:

    The USPSTF says that screening 1,339 women in their 50s to save one life makes screening worthwhile in that age group. Yet USPSTF also says screening 1,904 women ages 40 to 49 in order to save one life is not worthwhile. The American Cancer Society feels that in both cases, the lifesaving benefits of screening outweigh any potential harms. Surveys of women show that they are aware of these limitations, and also place high value on detecting breast cancer early.

     

    In a time of mounting panic over health care costs, the USPSTF’s announcement seems politically and financially motivated.  They also announced that women should no longer be encouraged to conduct breast self-exams.  After all, a woman who discovers a lump in her breast might rush to her doctor and demand additional, expensive screening.  And we wouldn’t want lay people paying attention to their bodies or taking charge of their health care, would we?

     

    Damnit.  I’m still on the hook.

     

     

    Meanwhile, Faux News et al have gone apoplectic because President Obama bowed to Japan’s emperor when they met.  Former veep Darth Cheney himself weighed in: "There is no reason for an American president to bow to anyone," Cheney complained. "Our friends and allies don't expect it, and our enemies see it as a sign of weakness."

     

    Uh oh, Barack.  You are on the hook!

     

    But wait. 

    Experts in Japanese etiquette praised Obama’s bow as a show of respect.  "Bowing is an expression of respect and open-mindedness as a person greets someone," said Reiko Kasai, chief instructor at JAL Academy, an intercultural training school.

    "It is part of a greeting with which one shows his or her willingness for the meeting," she said, adding that given his height, Obama may have chosen to bow so low to make eye contact with the emperor.

    Furthermore,

    Before meeting the emperor, foreign envoys and visitors are usually told that bowing is important, said Isao Tokoro, professor of imperial studies at Kyoto Sangyo University.

    "When visiting a foreign country, it is an admirable international manner to follow the country's own protocol," he said.

    "It should be praised and never deserve criticism. In Japan, bowing never means the person underestimates himself."

    While some conservative commentators on U.S. talk shows charged that the gesture bespoke a United States that had become weak and overly-deferential under Obama, Japanese media took a more positive view.

    "If Obama simply walked up to the emperor and shook hands as he stood tall, he would have looked very arrogant to us," said a Japanese presenter with Nippon Television.

    Phew.  You are off the hook, Pres.

     



     

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